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Happy Thanksgiving, folks

  • Nov. 26th, 2009 at 6:29 PM
Jester
And may it be better than mine.

Well, dangit!

  • Oct. 31st, 2009 at 11:10 PM
Jester
The rain cleared up about 10 this morning. I had everything set up and ready for trick or treaters by 3:30 in the afternoon. The sky cleared up and it was a beautiful open sky with a full moon tonight. Everything was PERFECT!


...and then for some reason we hardly got any trick or treaters at all...

Also, it actually rained so hard this month, a few of my 'safe for exterior use' animated props died from water getting into the sealed battery compartments.

I think not!

  • Oct. 27th, 2009 at 9:42 PM
Jester
So...Shelly keeps pestering me again and again to shave my head bald. I keep telling her again and again that would be a really bad idea.

I fight dirty!

  • Oct. 25th, 2009 at 9:58 AM
Jester

Roland's Zanpakutō:
(Fourth Division Irregulars)

Your zanpakuto is a jealous, fantastic scythe which gives an impression that it's about to go home named Cannibal. When you cry "Print!" it affixes a "kick me" sign to your opponent's butt.

What's Your Zanpakutō?

Hey, guess what...

  • Oct. 21st, 2009 at 12:25 PM
cthulu
I'm on a drake and it's flying fast and I'm gonna whip around at 310 in Northrend.
I'm the king of the skies on a mount with speed-o. If your drake ain't violet then you sure ain't me-o!

MWAHAAHAA!

So, apparently...

  • Oct. 10th, 2009 at 11:37 PM
Jester
...the best way to make money on DeviantArt is to take photographs of a persons nude genitals cloes up and then make them into prints.


Discuss.




Also, if you browse the site and have the ad-rotator turned on, you may want to run a virus check, as it seems one or two of the ads try to backdoor in a pdf file onto your computer.
Jester
I am now offering inked drawings, no limitations on content and up to three charaters, for just $10.

Not that anyone'll play along...

  • Jun. 11th, 2009 at 10:30 PM
Jester
"The problem with Live Journal is that we all think we are so close, but really, we know nothing about each other. Hence, I want you to ask me something you think you should know about me. Something that should be obvious, but you have no idea about. Then post this in your LJ and find out what people don’t know about you."

So go for it. Ask away.
Jester
Lately I am constantly hungry. As in, I eat and an hour or two later my stomach is telling me it needs food badly.

I'm not putting on weight despite how much I've been eating. In fact, I've had to start wearing a belt with some of my jeans to keep them from sliding down my thighs at work.

So any ideas on why the sudden urges to eat so much?

Feb. 12th, 2009

  • 1:23 PM
Jester


Your result for The Elemental Test...

Water

The Moody

Your nature is water. You are the victim of sudden mood swings. One moment you can be calm and happy the next violently mad. People wonder what they could do that was so wrong or right as to cause such a sudden 180 in your mood but they don't understand: That's just your nature. Most of the time you are calm quiet and supportive however. You are the picture of Duality.


Take The Elemental Test
at HelloQuizzy

Jester
1: I'm afraid you can't use house paint on a horse, ma'am.
2: No, we don't have anything you can put on your walls to change the color of the paint already on them.
3: I'm afraid if the paint is frozen it's no good anymore.
4: You're getting four roller covers for the price of three. That's what it means by free roller cover.
5: The five gallon bucket holds five gallons of liquid. The three gallon bucket holds three. That's why the five gallon costs more.
6: I can't make this color in Behr paint since we don't sell Behr products.
7: That burning you feel is from soaking your hands in the paint thinner. I suggest you wash your hands with warm water and soap immediately.
8: I'm afraid I'm not allowed to refill your paint even if you did only use half. You'll have to come in and purchase another gallon if you need more than what you have now, sir.
9: You really shouldn't use decking stain for your living room floor, sir.

I. Am. A. GOD!

  • Feb. 1st, 2009 at 11:04 PM
Jester
Ha ha ha! Computer problems? HANDLED!

There is no technical difficulty I cannot overcome when fully awake!

Ugh

  • Jan. 18th, 2009 at 3:19 AM
Jester
...I've just been wasting time trying to fool myself.


At least now I know for sure.

Alright...so...

  • Dec. 29th, 2008 at 10:33 PM
Jester
...now that I've FINALLY managed to get it into my head that I can draw, let's see what I owe people still...

Dokk; about 7 colored drawings
Guy; 3 colored drawings
Bar Gamer; 1 colored drawing
Datban; 1 colored drawing


If I'm forgetting anyone, feel free to notify me.


ALSO...

Since I am short on cash for my upcoming vacation I am offering inked commissions for just $10.
You are GUARANTEED to receive them within 60 days or your money back.
To keep the waiting list down I'm only taking twelve at a time.

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