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  • Jun. 11th, 2009 at 10:30 PM
Jester
"The problem with Live Journal is that we all think we are so close, but really, we know nothing about each other. Hence, I want you to ask me something you think you should know about me. Something that should be obvious, but you have no idea about. Then post this in your LJ and find out what people don’t know about you."

So go for it. Ask away.
Jester
Lately I am constantly hungry. As in, I eat and an hour or two later my stomach is telling me it needs food badly.

I'm not putting on weight despite how much I've been eating. In fact, I've had to start wearing a belt with some of my jeans to keep them from sliding down my thighs at work.

So any ideas on why the sudden urges to eat so much?

Feb. 12th, 2009

  • 1:23 PM
Jester


Your result for The Elemental Test...

Water

The Moody

Your nature is water. You are the victim of sudden mood swings. One moment you can be calm and happy the next violently mad. People wonder what they could do that was so wrong or right as to cause such a sudden 180 in your mood but they don't understand: That's just your nature. Most of the time you are calm quiet and supportive however. You are the picture of Duality.


Take The Elemental Test
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Jester
1: I'm afraid you can't use house paint on a horse, ma'am.
2: No, we don't have anything you can put on your walls to change the color of the paint already on them.
3: I'm afraid if the paint is frozen it's no good anymore.
4: You're getting four roller covers for the price of three. That's what it means by free roller cover.
5: The five gallon bucket holds five gallons of liquid. The three gallon bucket holds three. That's why the five gallon costs more.
6: I can't make this color in Behr paint since we don't sell Behr products.
7: That burning you feel is from soaking your hands in the paint thinner. I suggest you wash your hands with warm water and soap immediately.
8: I'm afraid I'm not allowed to refill your paint even if you did only use half. You'll have to come in and purchase another gallon if you need more than what you have now, sir.
9: You really shouldn't use decking stain for your living room floor, sir.

I. Am. A. GOD!

  • Feb. 1st, 2009 at 11:04 PM
Jester
Ha ha ha! Computer problems? HANDLED!

There is no technical difficulty I cannot overcome when fully awake!

Ugh

  • Jan. 18th, 2009 at 3:19 AM
Jester
...I've just been wasting time trying to fool myself.


At least now I know for sure.

Alright...so...

  • Dec. 29th, 2008 at 10:33 PM
Jester
...now that I've FINALLY managed to get it into my head that I can draw, let's see what I owe people still...

Dokk; about 7 colored drawings
Guy; 3 colored drawings
Bar Gamer; 1 colored drawing
Datban; 1 colored drawing


If I'm forgetting anyone, feel free to notify me.


ALSO...

Since I am short on cash for my upcoming vacation I am offering inked commissions for just $10.
You are GUARANTEED to receive them within 60 days or your money back.
To keep the waiting list down I'm only taking twelve at a time.

...does that seriously say 'patient'?

  • Nov. 28th, 2008 at 11:42 PM
Jester
Your rainbow is strongly shaded violet.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 

What is says about you: You are a creative person. You appreciate beauty and craftsmanship. You are patient and will keep trying to understand something until you've mastered it.

Find the colors of your rainbow at spacefem.com.

Oh, hey...

  • Nov. 18th, 2008 at 1:39 AM
Jester
Let's add to my wonderfully wonderful day by smoking everyone out of the house.


Further reconfirming the fact I'm nothing more than an absolute fuck up.

Writer's Block: The Undead

  • Oct. 27th, 2008 at 10:25 PM
Jester

With Halloween on the horizon, burning questions about the undead need to be answered: Can being a zombie be considered suffering?

Submitted By [info]destynnee


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Of course they're suffering! Those poor unfortunate souls...afflicted with their addiction for brains and a cancerous skin disease.

All they want is a hug.

Buh?

  • Oct. 25th, 2008 at 1:09 PM
Jester
you are saddlebrown
#8B4513

Your dominant hues are red and yellow... most of what you do is motivated by your need to change things and have a good time, but you've been known to settle down and think out a situation, too. You tend to surprise people just when they're starting to feel like they've got you down.

Your saturation level is high - you get into life and have a strong personality. Everyone you meet will either love you or hate you - either way, your goal is to get them to change the world with you. You are very hard working and don't have much patience for people without your initiative.

Your outlook on life can be bright or dark, depending on the situation. You are flexible and see things objectively.
the spacefem.com html color quiz

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Roland Scythe

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